Save a horse, ride a fork lift??

Yes ladies and gents...I work in the horribly dirty, smelly, completely unglamorous industry of recycling. My job specifically, doesn't suck all that much since I'm in sales and get to travel and take people out to eat a lot...but the people that work in our scrap metal yard have quite the filthy day [cut to memories of Grandma showing me old black & white photos of coal miners with sooted faces].

So naturally, fashion isn't a thought. Well, for me it is...even though I have to wear steel-toed boots, my hard hat is Hot Pink. I thought I had it pretty cool, until I saw this hard hat today: (Yes, it's a cowboy hard hat)

Sorry ladies, this metal-recycling cowboy is married.

To Drew: Giddyup!
I'm still not sure whether it's super cool, or really really dorky, but it's damn blog-worthy.

Why laugh at yourself, when you can laugh at other people??

I've made a very important, necessary, (and immature) turning point with this blog.

Day in and day out I've been waiting for some awesome and interesting thing to happen in my life to where I can blog it and entertain my whopping 6 followers (Love you guys!), and any random people who accidentally end up on my blog page. [Cut to the ZERO blog posts I've made in the past 4 months - aka...my life is boring].

After major laughs last Friday while looking at 'awkward family photos' emails and just recently at the 'people of walmart' site....I've come to a realization: I'm WAY too stable to write about myself. Nothing overly funny, or cool, or embarrassing happens to me. And with that being said...change of direction!

Why talk about my boring life and the dumb things I do everyday when I can make fun of perfect strangers and the dumb things they do everyday?? Eureka!!...I think I'm onto something. After all....that's all those stupid reality shows are anyway. Everyone wants to see some American Idol (who can't sing) fall off the stage; or some Survivor contestant get eaten by a wild jungle animal. It's WAY more funny when it isn't us.

Now my goal....find something absolutely ridiculous to laugh at everyday and try to keep my loyal fans entertained. I don't care if that means driving into the ghetto or visiting WallyWorld (Walmart) more often. I've got door locks and pepper spray.

So this is all for your entertainment, World. Who knows...maybe I'll acquire some more fans? :)

Katy