Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Stinkitie Pinkities War Wounds

So I play kickball. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that before.

Anyhow, most people I tell are intrigued by this. "Kickball??" they say. "As in elementary schoolyard with a big red ball, kickball??"  Yep. Just like that...only with beer.

It's by far one of the highlights of my week and I can't wait to play. I've become our team's pitcher (maybe because of my extensive bowling experience [cough cough] and history of black eyes from softball [great with pitching, not so good with catching]).

It seems more only because I'm apparently an easy target for line-drive kicks and it's better the ball take me out and roll around infield rather than be boomed into the outfield for people to chase. [Waaaiiitt a minute...they told me that "X" on my shirt was because I was the team captain!]

To prove what a team player I am....and how I continually sacrifice my body (and any hopes for an attractive bathing suit image) for the team, here's my latest battle scar:

Yes ladies and gents, that's my leg...and a lovely kickball mark from being pummeled with a line-drive on Monday (that bruise is already a few days old).

MVP status...here I come.

-Katy