A big THANK YOU to the person who drew this 'not so impressive, but definitely recongnizable' phallus on the bumper of my car. Not only did I laugh my ass off when I saw it, but it made my damn day and I'm actually showing it off to people.
I can only imagine myself as an actual man. I'd be flashing everyone! Although, technically I am.....(flashing everyone....not a man). Since this is on the rear of my poor Marley (yes, my car has a name) - everyone who drives behind me is flashed by this artistic dust-drawn rendering of a wiener. (Am I allowed to say wiener in my blog?) Wait...now I'm all confused....is it wiener? weiner? or weener?
Whichever way it's spelled....thank you to the artist inspired...you rock, and so do your bumper boners.
Not impressive? Must be almost a foot long. Must be the question is, can you nail a nine inch stake through a board with it. I guess a girl has to have her standards.
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